Showing posts with label Miracle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miracle. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Blood...Scented...Perfume?

I shouldn't be surprised.

Really.

I shouldn't.

Not with the vampire craze of the past decade.

Not with the hundreds of thousands of novels and movies and comics and TV shows.

I should be totally NOT surprised at this.

But I am.

We humans, in all our creative and semi-twisted glory, have a new addition to our world of colognes: Blood-Scented Perfume.

It comes in A, B, AB, and O! So many to choose from... I wonder if a person should stick with the kind that matches his/her own blood type, lest it clash and, well, knock the cosmos off balance or something.

But, yeah. Blood-scented perfume. **inhales** Just imagining it makes me...recall getting teeth pulled and having a really acrid taste in my mouth that I didn't much care for since blood isn't high on my list of smelly-good things.

Regardless of that, this stuff should be a hit, right?


These guys just thought a yummy human dinner was outside, but no! It's only someone's discarded blood-scented perfume bottle. How disappointing. Better luck next time, boys!





OK, seriously. Am I the only person who thinks this is kinda zany? Or do any of you readers think its cool and are interested in getting some for yourself? Maybe I'm a traditionalist, but I'll stick with my fav perfume, which is called "Miracle." It's a little less, erm, metallic...

To read more about the new blood-scented perfume, click here for the full article.


Your thoughts and opinions are always welcome!